My friend has herself convinced I'm a lesbian...
- Discussing in English...
- Her: Hey Emily! Do you think there were lesbians in the Renaissance?
- Me: Um, probably, but they probably weren't as common as gay men, because of the oppression of women... Wait, why do you ask?
- Her: Oh, I was just wondering what would happen if I put you into the Renaissance...
- *FACEPALM*